20 Disturbing Sights Seen on the Subway

2. Not even this dude wants to see what he’s doing.

3. You go girl?

4. Let me just saddle up my Nopetapus and get the hell out of here.

5. No thanks, I’m on Adkins.

6. She’s obviously saving time by prepping dinner on her commute, but also she should be kicked out of the human race.

7. WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE??

8. Is there a person under there or is it just a filth pile? Either way, don’t want it near me.

9. Ah romance.

10. PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEEAASSEEE!!!

11. The Steampunk Pimp. Kind of disappointed he’s not taking a Zeplin though, tbh.

12. Under no circumstances do I want to see your snake on the subway.

13. Nobody’s hero but his own.

14. Epic manspreading.

15. Hard pass.

16. Fancy hat.

17. Nope.

18. Ready For Christmas

19. She seems fun.