The 11 most devastating insults of all-time.


I scoured the internet for the most rotten, nasty and devastating insults I could find and I’m not going to lie there were hundreds. It took me some time to whittle the list down to the top eleven but I’m sure you’ll agree that if someone said any of these to you – you’d be devastated.

Here we go!

No offense, but you make me want to staple my vagina shut.
This can be taken two ways. If said to a man, it could be a rejection of him in a sexual manner or that being near him means you never want to have children. If said to a woman, it means the latter.

I’m not saying you’re a whore, but you’ve had more seamen dumped into you than the Atlantic.
This one is obvious, the person receiving this one is a degenerate lacking morals and self-respect. Or a whore.

You’re as useful as Anne Frank’s drum set.
Since Anne Frank was hiding from the Nazi’s in concealed rooms for two years where noise would have meant death a drum set would have served no purpose.

I thought I said goodbye to you this morning when I flushed the toilet.
I’m pretty sure no explanation is needed.

You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die.
You would be a very close second.

Those aren’t acne scars, those are marks from the coat hanger.
A better way to tell someone that they are a failed abortion.

You’re so stupid you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.
I’m pretty sure this would make you the dumbest person in creation.

I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral.
I can feel the burn, can you?

I’d call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth or the depth.
Shallow very shallow.

If you could suck your own dick, then you would finally suck at everything.
It’s almost a compliment but not quite!

If you were anymore inbred, you’d be a sandwich.
Inbred…in bread. Get it? Great insult for your Southern nemesis.

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