Craigslist has a history of being a very sketchy and creepy version of Ebay or Amazon.
These ads to absolutely nothing to help that image.
1. Someone had an awful lot of time on their hands
2. Oh so THAT is where my ham went!
3. You know, I think I’ll pass
4. Oh HELL no!
5. *shudders violently*
6. I don’t think she’s just looking for a baby sitting position…
7. What?? WHY?!?
8. Imitation crab meat, you say? I’m in!
9. I’m thinking some serious therapy is in order
10. I just realized what my life is missing
12. Do you want Hepatitis? This is how you get Hepatitis.
13. Unique doesn’t mean useful
15. Best. Troll. Ever.
16. That’s just (hilariously) inappropriate
17. I guess the question is, do you really want it back?
18. Smells like a scam waiting to happen
19. But why does this exist in the first place?
20. This is how you end up murdered in a forest
21. The most disturbing part of this is how they cut the cake